Cincinatti CC 215-4 (35 overs) beat Plastics XI 180 all out (31.4 overs) by 35 runs
Contributions from throughout the Plastics batting could not match the top order runs from Cincinatti as our boys in pink were beaten for a fifth time in a row. Captain Jamieson skilfully won the toss, putting the opposition into bat on Greenwich Park. Cincinatti's Jackson and Rya started watchfully, respecting the lines and lengths of Freeman and P Bishop. At 62-1 however the breakthrough came, as Jamieson got captain Capin caught behind off the glove, with Anderson taking his first catch behind the stumps. A partnership of over 100 followed between Jackson and Rya, who slowly upped the tempo until at least one boundary was being scored each over. They both overcame what at first looked like a difficult, damp pitch, and put the bowling of Davies, Bradbury and Morgan-Grenville past the hands of fielders. A second entry for Anderson onto the scorecard was denied during this partnership, as he was unable to persuade the square leg umpire that Rya had been stumped. Luckily for the Plastics and their morale, a flurry of wickets fell after the 31st over, precipitated by Jackson's retirement after an excellent century. Two new batsmen came and went, and Rya's innings was ended by a run out. After being sent back from two thirds of the way down, P Bishop's laser robot arm fired the ball successfully into the stumps at the non-striker's end. Jamieson also bowled tightly at the death, making sure the damage was limited to 215-4 off from 35 overs. An opening pair of two different styles started the Plastics' response off, with Anderson bludgeoning five fours and one six within the first six overs and R Bishop making 6 off 14 balls before being bowled. Anderson departed for 31 from 21, followed by Webster for 8 from 8, leaving the Plastics behind the rate at 58-3 in the 11th over. Bradbury provided valuable resistance with a watchful 24, but was bowled by Cincinatti's Simon. He was followed back to the pavilion shortly after by Dewhirst, who made a valiant, hungover 1 off 15 balls. With the Plastics five wickets down, Morgan-Grenville decided to attack, striking six fours to take his team beyond 100 in the 19th over. However, he was caught at cover, and it was left to Davies and P Bishop to stabilise the innings. They rotated the strike calmly, accumulating runs by turning ones into twos and twos into threes. In the 27th over, nothing happened. The partnership was tragically ended when Davies was caught off Jake's bowling for a run-a-ball 29 and P Bishop worked alone to continue the resistance as the required rate crept beyond nine. It was not to be however, as Jamieson played on to his stumps and P Bishop finally holed out at deep long-on trying to accelerate the run rate. Number ten Saril was bowled in the 31st over to end the match, after a trademark solitary boundary. Freeman was cruelly left at the non-strikers end on zero not out from zero balls - he was surely poised to make a big score, but we'll never know.
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It is the hottest day of the year and the best way to spend the evening of that day, is to play a high intensity T20 game against a keen opposition in the Railway Taverners. It was clear on the way to the ground that the team felt the best approach required was to ensure that we won the toss, batted first and avoided having to run around in the sweltering 38 degree heat for 20 overs. Naturally, we looked to our captain for the day, the Juvenile Jerry Jamieson, to ensure that he fulfilled the plan, naturally, he lost the toss and of course the Plastics were going to have to field first.
The opening bowling pair saw the favoured tactic of starting with pace off the ball from one end and some tight bowling from the other. Such as the tactic, the Floaty, Flighty Freeman bowled his usual slow spinners, going for some in his first, but using the sly even-slower ball to clean up one of the openers. The other opener taken from a perfectly imperfect run-out from the miserly Morgan-Grenville, where it appeared he wanted to throw down the Bowlers end stumps and the ball travelled the length of the pitch to run-out at the keepers end. The precise Papadopolous, was bowling a great line and length for the opening overs of a T20, deservedly taking a wicket when clean bowling the Taverner's number 4. The change of bowling saw the Wise Webb and Arty Anderson on, Anderson getting the number 3 with a useful piece of fast bowling as the batsmen decided to try and replicate the prior shot that went for four, ending up down the throat of the Bolder Bishop. Sadly this brought together a partnership that would do the real damage taking the Taverners from 67-4 to 124-5 in 6 overs. This was despite some quick bowling from both Miserly Morgan and Wise Webb, noting that Webb only started to concede runs in his last over, with a tragic 4 overthrows from the Juvenile Captain. The innings was closed out with some tight bowling from the Juvenile Jamieson and the Bolder Bishop. After 20 overs a small thunder storm, the Taverners had run the Plastics ragged, and got to 164, but the Plastics were confident when they looked at the dynamic duo that would open the batting. So it begins, Arty Anderson given the freedom at the top to emulate his idol that is Dave Warner(you know the one, likes B&Q) joining the Wishful Webster(still to really get going this season, apart from maybe that one score that we shall all forget for now). After 5 overs, the plastics were roaring along, 44-0, 9 an over would make like work of the 165 required. The sixth over saw Plastics down two wickets and in trouble, the dynamic opening duo both gone to the clever slower ball that would take 3 wickets before the end(news coming soon on that third). Those two wickets saw the Blocker Bishop to the crease with the Guileful Gillan, the Blocker being the third batsmen to fall to the Sublime slower ball being bowled every now and then. The Dangerous Dewhirst came to join Guileful and together after a little rough patch some runs were put on the board, with the Guileful Gillan only facing 2 dot balls in his innings of 18 and the Dangerous Dewhirst finding the boundary ever now and then. Sadly, another couple wickets fell in quick succession with Guileful being caught in the deep and Dangerous Dewhirst had to have a stupendous catch behind the stumps to get rid of him. After the Bolder Bishop and the Miserly Morgan both went for single figures, the Juvenile Skipper came to the crease and looked in imperious form, hitting the bowlers to the boundary a few times to start the hope back into the hearts of the Plastics. Then the Taverner's Jockey came back into the attack and his last over displaced both Jamieson and Webb, suddenly the hopes laid on the shoulders of the opening bowlers. Floaty Flighty Freeman and Precise Pap tried their best, but in the last over, Precise papa was undone. The Plastics were all out for 141, a good rate, a good game, but ultimately another loss. One day we will beat those rivals in the Taverners and I am sure it will be the start of a rivalry to challenge the ashes. The country was buzzing after England's historic win and cricket fever was at an all time high. Combine that with the appearance of that big yellow globe in the sky beaming down on us and a general lack of Vitamin D made for a huge crowd to turn up and watch Plastics CC take on Prince's Head in Richmond Green.
In typical English weather it bucketed down the night before, so the outfield was slightly damp and slow enough for our captain to send the Plastics out to field. The field itself was interesting as there were concrete paths that made for some interesting bounce. The match started out well with some tight bowling and an early wicket from Jamie Doy. Our leg spinner Joey pulled a fast one on his last delivery of the over for a clean bowl to claim our second wicket. Prince's Head knew they needed to get some runs, so they sent out their big guns who took advantage of a short boundary. That big yellow globe in the sky continued to blind the Plastics and made catching a little more difficult but after a solid partnership between Mike and Adam, both were eventually caught out by Jamie and Captain Jerry respectively. The Plastics last wicket was amazing to watch as there was a direct hit on the stumps by Joey which got a bit of a roar from the crowd. After 35 overs, Princes Head were 181 for 5. Needing 182 to win was never going to be easy but the Plastics were not going to give up without a fight. The Plastics batting started out a little conservative and our openers Anthony and Peter were picking their shots with both notching a couple of nice boundaries. Prince's Head slogger Mike had enough of this and managed to scalp both the openers after 7 overs. Saj came up next and brought some much-needed runs to keep the dream alive and for a while it didn't seem like Prince's Head had an answer for him but eventually, he was caught for 36. The wickets started to pile up for the Plastics but not without Alex and James hitting double figures first. Liam was out for a duck, Joey hit a nice boundary before being caught a ball later and the Plastics were in a bit of trouble with 7 down. Pete and Jamie were next to bat and they pulled the Plastics out of the rubble with some glorious batting. At this stage, spectators were coming over to the scoreboard to see how close the match was and praying for a super over to relive 'that' moment again. After a bit of math, the Plastics were closing down to a run a ball and the atmosphere was tense. Captain Jerry managed 24 before being bowled and soon after Pete was stumped and unfortunately injured his ankle in the process. This left it to the two tailenders John and Jamie who managed to get a couple of runs before the final over. It was down to 5 runs from 5 balls needed (or 4 for a super over) and our two tailenders Jamie and John to try and bring glory. Unfortunately, the author of this piece hooked a shot straight to fine leg for a simple but nervous catch for the Plastics to just fall short. The day may have ended with defeat, but we soon retired to the authors house for BBQ and beers until much later in the night. Unfortunately, there was no super over to be had but the day itself was superb. Our association with the Hendricks goes way back - way back to (2016) when we decided that playing an actual game of cricket with actual rules against actual opponents might be a good idea. We reached out looking for teams prepared to play a bunch of cricket tragics, with no experience, no discernible talent or even a proper understanding of the rules and the Hendricks responded! They coaxed us through the process - showing us what to do and encouraging us along the way - our naive primitive cricket brain implanted itself with an image of how to play social cricket largely based on how the Hendricks behave.
This will be the fourth time we have played the Hendricks. They soundly beat us the first time we played, we won the rematch in 2017 (Against a Hendricks team comprising of only nine players and on a pitch that was visible only to archaeologists). In last years game we dismissed the Hendricks for their lowest score ever… and we still lost. All this makes the annual Hendricks fixture one of our most anticipated. Now to the game itself, a train delay resulted in our captain and opening batsman announcing they would be both be late (captain also announcing that he had forgotten the watermelon). This (the lateness not the lack of watermelon) resulted in in our acting vice captain and vice vice captain instigating emergency leadership contingencies, without our glorious leader we had to make a decision, following prolonged arguments and a team vote resulting in a decision (4 to 3 in favour (with two abstentions)) we decided to field first - with that done our acting vice captain lost the toss and we were made to bat. So with our new plan already in tatters it took no time at all to change all of the other pre-made plans, our number 10 promptly padded up and was about ready to open the batting only for our captain to turn up and re-instate plan A. Robert opened the batting and impressed with some solid forward defensive work. Birthday Boy Jon, opened at the other end, and immediately struggled against Henry’s clever bowling. A dropped chance saw Jon avoid a second ball duck before Henry had him stumped in the next over. Jon revealed he was out to the same bowler the last time we played. Clearly Henry has a bunny and his name is Jon. Jon was happy with 8 off 8 though - any plastic would be proud of that. Alex came in and played a typical Alex innings. Robert meanwhile was essentially playing a different game to the rest of us, the Hendricks seemingly had two quick bowlers better than the others and things somehow conspired so that Robert would face most of their deliveries. In retrospect 18 balls without scoring is a perfectly respectable amount of time to see yourself in - especially for an opening batsman - but it is almost three times the length of the average plastic batsmans entire innings. Robert scored 12 off a lot. Charlie was in next, he was off the mark straight away with what I recall being something deft off his hips - I thought at the time it was Mike Hussey esque. Charlie scored two more runs before being caught out by mid-on. When he got back to the plastics he was met with the usual sympathy and understanding and he lamented the fact he had no luck "I've never been dropped" (I dont think that's true) but in a game where the Hendrix only caught 2 out of 10 chances he can probably feel a little aggrieved. James came in next, in his first game since sustaining a grade 3 tear of his hamstring (with a nice bruise which we decided resembled Albania more than any other country (Plastics Trivia Pop quiz - what is the capital city of Albania? Read on to find out). The Hendricks (who I previously described as very nice) decided to test James's ability to rock back on his haunches with a fierce bouncer. He dealt with it well <<< First intermission >>>: I was scoring throughout this innings - and when you are scoring you don’t typically pick up on the nuances of the game - you see everything as "That's one run to the batter, one to the no ball column, two to the bowlers figures put a run on the tally and did the umpire just call over? Are the fielders asking for a scoreboard update again, I forgot to put the score total in the overs column - have they started the next over already" and all this whilst your team mates are talking shit - on that note I'm not sure if selling plastics bathwater is a viable alternative to finding a new sponsorship deal next year - however we can but try. Would we gift it to teams after we play? <<Intermission Over>> Back to the batting. We had made it to about 3/100 after 20 ish overs. Jevs - turned down a run from James (the guy with the torn hamstring) JEVS scored 83% of his runs in boundaries and remarkably once ran a two. James - eventually holed out for a valiant 20, his bat cost / runs scored ratio is now down to a reasonable nine. Pete - our own Mr Versatile - gave our scoreline a much needed pace injection with a run a ball 21 before being bowled out - just like his brother (in that one regard). Doy got another not out to add to his collection - perhaps he should be opening our batting? It would give us the delightful left / right opening combo). Matt - whinged about everything from the sideline and got an ironic cheer when he choose to leave the first ball he faced. At least try to hit it. (He did actually hit some nice shots during his brief innings, got dropped on zero and was then run out at least once). Joey - padded up for the second time and went through his pre-innings warm up routine again (probably visualizing the perfect hoick over cow corner) before once again being denied by Matt who batted out all of the last over. I didn’t get a bat, and that was probably a good thing for anyone who was interested in cricket as entertainment. We usually ensure everyone gets a bat, but it wasnt to be today - in our next game everyone needs to get out 10% quicker. Despite this we had still managed to reach 8 for 211 after 40 overs, thats a rate of 5.25 runs per over. We were all quite happy with that. If we were offered that at the start we would have taken it (after prolonged debate and the required voting process obviously) in our minds 211 is a winning score and surely very intimidating, it was very difficult not to appear arrogant or condescending during tea. Speaking of tea - the Hendricks do awesome home baked cakes this time we were treated to a nice lemon drizzle. For our contribution we managed to avoid all bringing in sausage rolls which was a plus. No sandwiches though. So I award the battle of the teas to Hendricks. Points off to whoever didn't bring enough cups for drinks, points returned though for reducing the amount of single use plastics out there. After a well drilled cohesive fielding session by the Plastics - the Hendricks chase commenced. With Tim and “Big V” opening. I have to mention Tims shorts - firstly he was batting in shorts, secondly he would pull them up as much as possible - revealing a lot of thigh- not to avoid tan lines he assured me but because they were “too constrictive”. It was quite distracting. Tim also reached 9000 career runs during this innings an impressive milestone and well worth the applause. Other than that not much of note happened in the first 20 overs, Joey found some spin (absolutely rippin’ it), I broke my middle finger and Matt bowled at least one over with no wides or illegal deliveries, legitimately five balls just outside off and then one over leg stump - all of consistent length too - remarkable. The Hendricks had made it to 89 for no loss after 19 overs - a little behind the asking rate but with wickets in hand. The break through came from a bit of fielding magic, instigated and executed by Charlie. I cant really find the words to describe it but if i was to try - i would describe it as "odd" this was the potentially game changing moment we needed and it brought about a change in our fortunes. Matt took a very good catch to ensure Joey's amazing bowling would get some reward. Matt followed this up with two more quick wickets both bowled - the Hendricks were rattled now and asking how many overs does this guy have left. From a position of relative strength the Hendrix lost five wickets for just 14 runs. The Hendricks were now 5 for 103 we were in to their tail and they needed to score at more than 7 an over to win the game, all we had to do was repeat our performance from two weeks ago, starve them of runs and pile on the pressure, it felt in the bag. <<< Second intermission. >>> This intermission takes place in the local A&E. I walked in and told the receptionist I've had an accident. The look of alarm from this seasoned medical professional when i took the cold compress of my face did put me off my stride a bit but I was buoyed after walking past a long queue and being told I was number three in the queue to see the doctor. Smug mode on. None of the other peoples injuries compared to mine - a young man fell of a kerb and “hurt their knee”, another person said he had injured himself in Germany but didn't have health insurance - time wasters. Everything was going great till this woman got wheeled in from an ambulance and the police brought someone one else in but by this point i was queuing for xray - and i had a great spot to sit watch everything unfold. This story actually ends here as nothing else interesting happened yada yada yada, the doctors fixed me. <<< End intermission >>>. back to the game. We lost. Lessons learned - bowling in loafers - not great, especially in the nets. Ice is wonderful, I have beautiful bones, our batting somehow always lets us down - even when you reign in all expectations. Many thanks to Adrian and the rest of the Hendricks medical team and also those at the NHS. The answer to this weeks plastics trivia pop quiz is "Tirana". Final note: Our game for Sunday (the 14th July) has been inexplicably canceled for some reason. So our next update will be in circa two weeks, unless Matt decides to write a feature piece on the art of running between wickets before then (I’d be up for that). So long, Plastic Fans! (trying out a new sign off, let us know what you think of it in the comments). |
THE TEAMFormed from a collection of players who met on the internet via social cricket at Archbishop's Park, Plastics XI represents the foolhardy members of that group who decided they wanted a bash at proper cricket instead of playing with plastic balls. The team's ability is best described as "weak-weak". Luckily, our social media game is much stronger. Find us on: Archives
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